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PULITZER PIES: SALMON PUFFS
Dear Amelia, Seeing as you’re only 17 months old, you won’t be aware that Ella the Wonderdog has an inverted vulva. You also won’t know what a vulva is and I have no intention of explaining it here...
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CHANNELING ELVIS: LIKE, FOR REAL
Dear Amelia, The good news is that I’m not on the drug that killed River Phoenix. The other news is that I’m on the drug that killed Heath Ledger. Well, one of the drugs. And I’m not taking it anymore...
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PULITZER PIES: CHICKEN, BACON AND MUSHROOM PIE
Dear Amelia, I know. Another Chocolate Malteser Cake. But in my defence: 1. You LOVED it. 2. It seemed fitting that your second birthday should be celebrated with the same cake I baked for your Great...
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GOOD KING WENCESLAS GOES CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Dear Amelia, The photos at the top of this blog are of the first two Christmas stamps ever released in Britain. I’ve got both of them in my trusty Pelham Junior Stamp Album, which was given to me by my...
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LIFE ISN’T ALWAYS SIMPLE
Dear Amelia, I’m sorry I haven’t written much lately. It’s because a lot has been going on, some good and some very bad. The very bad is that your Uncle Paul was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes a few...
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